People always tell me I am brave. I am hot brave. I’m a first responder and when shit kicks off, I am - pound for pound - not shabby. Saved a lady’s life once, on freezing tarmac underneath a bin lorry. And I once punched an attacking bull mastiff in the face repeatedly to the point that the local police report nicknamed me Mike Tyson on the report. Broke my left hand, but Whitney and I got out alive. Rabies treatment is a very interesting experience though, and force your hand straight down their throat if a dog attacks you - thanks Uncle Bill Holmes for that tip. Not so lovely to do, but a useful bit of information. And it works.
The One About Being Brave
The One About Being Brave
The One About Being Brave
People always tell me I am brave. I am hot brave. I’m a first responder and when shit kicks off, I am - pound for pound - not shabby. Saved a lady’s life once, on freezing tarmac underneath a bin lorry. And I once punched an attacking bull mastiff in the face repeatedly to the point that the local police report nicknamed me Mike Tyson on the report. Broke my left hand, but Whitney and I got out alive. Rabies treatment is a very interesting experience though, and force your hand straight down their throat if a dog attacks you - thanks Uncle Bill Holmes for that tip. Not so lovely to do, but a useful bit of information. And it works.